Well, no coffee by the lake this morning … too wet. It stormed like crazy. It has pretty much rained all night and day long. Hard rain sometimes. No more lightning, at least not close. They are issuing flash flood warnings for everywhere within a few hundred miles. The lake we are camped by doesn’t seem to any higher which is good. It looks like Ernesto might turn into a hurricane. I’m glad we didn’t go to the coast yet. We are just sittin in the motorhome and watching TV. Another lazy day. Tonight we are planning to go to church. We have been looking forward to it all week.
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Here is another joke:
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.
"Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter, "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We can't take you in and we can't send you back...."
Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a couple of days. What d'ya say?"
Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.
However, two days later, St. Peter got a call. "Pete, Lu. Hey, you gotta come get these three clowns.This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody,the Graham guy is saving everybody,and that Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning."