Friday, September 01, 2006Hey kids, we had the home inspection today and there are no major problems. The oil furnace doesn’t work but we planned on pulling it out anyway to put in a heat pump (Heat/AC). It’s possible we could get a credit from the seller to help pay for it. Here are a couple of pictures of the couch we bought. It’s fun. The weather wasn’t as bad as the weather channel / news made it sound. It rained/sprinkled nonstop but wasn’t really a problem. The lake is quite a bit higher. God Bless, M
Church Bulletin Bloopers
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Don't forget your husbands."
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water"
The sermon tonight "Searching for Jesus"
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors
for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping
and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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Remember in prayer the many who are
sick of our community.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM.-
prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of
every kind. They may be seen in the basement
on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the
park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and
come prepared to sin.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.
The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the FirstPresbyterian Church. Please use large double door at theside entrance.
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The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce thebirth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs.Julius Belzer.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Don't forget your husbands."
*
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water"The sermon tonight "Searching for Jesus"
*
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
*
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors
for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping
and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
*
Remember in prayer the many who are
sick of our community.
*
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
*
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.
*
For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
*
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM.-
prayer and medication to follow.
*
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of
every kind. They may be seen in the basement
on Friday afternoon.
*
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the
park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and
come prepared to sin.
*
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.
The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
*
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
*
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the FirstPresbyterian Church. Please use large double door at theside entrance.
*
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce thebirth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs.Julius Belzer.
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South andNorth ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
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Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to theaddition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to theaddition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be"What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rareprivilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doesupplied our pulpit.
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The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other itemsto be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
and a joke...
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other itemsto be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
*
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
*
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
*
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
and a joke...
There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her very, very nervous,so she always took her Bible along with her to read 
as it helped relax heron the long flights.One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible." He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowedby that whale?"She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."He asked, "Well,
how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess whenI get to heaven, I will ask him.""What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically."Then you can ask him," replied the lady.
as it helped relax heron the long flights.One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible." He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowedby that whale?"She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."He asked, "Well,
how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess whenI get to heaven, I will ask him.""What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically."Then you can ask him," replied the lady.
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